Last night on Channel Se7ven The One, Australia's most gifted psycho, was announced.
The final competitors were:
Jack - His gifts included the ability to hear voices, to speak to non-existent people and fund raising activities.
Jill - A deft hand with a knife and a knitting needle, Jills skills were often compared to those of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
Bill - Currently employed at Macquarie Bank.
It was Bill who impressed the judges the most. Here's a sample of his talents...
"I see bodies everywhere... No, not a boardroom reshuffle. I sense a positive aura about this situation. Yes, it's clear now. It's, it's... mass redundancies."
With that vision our psychic judges could see their stock rising and voted Bill, The One.
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