Shirefolk

You know you are are in "The Shire" when the bleached blonde next to you has an Australian flag as their mobile phone background, there's a drunk girl clutching stubbies of VB and a uniformed schoolkid with a surfboard on the bus.

Unknown gripped poop

A Google automatic translation of sightseeing spots are Yanai in Japan.

I know I can't wait for a very much dry detention because I axed my mother first, gripped by unknown poop.

The television tax

We pay for our public broadcasters, the ABC and SBS, through our taxes. Is this so different from the commercial stations? Each time we buy an advertiser's goods we pay a small fee towards their television advertising budget, and thus towards the commercial stations.

Just think of your money going towards reality television. Do you mind so much paying your taxes now?

The businessman and the scientist

"The problem with scientists is that they don't know how to monetize their genius. When the water flowed out of Archimedes' bathtub he should have shouted 'Ka-ching!' rather than 'Eureka!'".